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SPECIAL - DEVASTATED COLLEGE GUY |
| | Devastated College Guy | $5.00 | |
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by Jon Clark
"As the 80s gave way to the early 90s, a new type of consumer was born: the rightful heir to the strip mall, a splatter-painted neon sponge, a prodigy that could see all of history condensed into a basketball sneaker."
A new satire penned by Jon Clark, director of 'Baggs' and 'The Story Of Josh'. Written since Clark's recent move to L.A, Devastated College Guy picks up where Middle School Hot left off. It explores the tribulations of burgeoning adulthood in self-deprecating detail. Through ballsy honesty, Clark makes a strong case for the neurotic underdog.
The book includes a bio of Clark's comedic foil Bo Mageez and sections on kinky sex, stepping in dog mess, and being paid in candy. Written and Drawn by Jon Clark with Sam Bull.
Format:B & W Comic; 60 pages.
Read an excerpt here: "Dog Mess"
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SPECIAL - CELL PHONE KIDZ |
| | Cell Phone Kidz | $3.00 | |
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Cell Phone Kidz tells the non sequitur adventures of a dino burger that has escaped from McRonald's. The cast of cartoon characters the dino burger encounters includes Video Dude, Cell Phone Kidz, & a unicorn. If you've never seen someone ingest a cell phone this is the comic for you. Reading Cell Phone Kidz is like being trapped in a box of Cap'n Crunch full of opium smoke.
Format:B & W Comic w/ color cover; 24 pages.
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SPECIAL - WHACK FAMILY - ANTI-BULLY |
| | Whack Family - Anti-Bully | $10.00 | |
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The Whack Family presents the mostest hardcore stuff since the funk. Back for another killer release. The long awaited Anti-Bully features collaborations with 20 different artists and a variety of genre smashing and freshness. Check into it the music will touch you ......... illegally.
Format: CD-R
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SPECIAL - THE STORY OF JOSH - ANIMATED DVD |
| | The Story of Josh - Animated DVD | $10.00 | |
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directed by Jon Clark
directed by Jon Clark.
"Red Dawn meets The Wizard!"
"A Cold War Era Arcade Soap Opera."
Meet Zap, Kiki, and the rest of the gang. Zap and Josh battle at the arcade while Zap's Dad deciphers a communist plot. The Story of Josh is a post-modern rush of childhood mysteries. Do you have a thing for arcades, strip malls, skaters, punks, goons, and dojos? Jon Clark's all new hand animated short is the cartoon for you. Ships with free Story of Josh comic book.
Format: DVD+/-R.
Story Of Josh pt. 1:
Story Of Josh pt. 2:
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| | Quack #7 - Quack Box | $7.00 | |
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Michael Mouse loves to drop acid and have anal sex. In Quack #7 Michael Mouse, the sex crazed star of Quack, has an acid trip while trapped in a box. This issue ships in an actual box and is composed of playing card sized rearrangable pieces. By Birch Jose Cooper..
"god+fear=time fux."
Format:B & W Comic w/ color cover; 44 pages.
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| | Middle School Hot | $3.00 | |
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by Jon Clark
This middle school bio with a satirical twist includes sections on 'compulsive masturbation', 'Jon Clark's body', and covers Jon Clark's early fimmaking career. Each cover is hand colored by the Author. Written and Drawn by Jon Clark.
Format:B & W Comic; 44 pages.
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| | Dino Hunters | $3.00 | |
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by Jon Clark and Seth Weber
All new Hi-Liter comics by Jon Clark and Seth Weber. In Clark's 'Dino Hunters' dinosaurs and humans coexist in the year 3000. In Weber's 'Cyber Constable' Lance Hollander, the cyber punk McGruff, takes a bite out of cyber crime.
" Clark and Weber are the Matisse and Picasso of Hi-Liter comics."
Warning: Hi-Liter contains the same active ingredients as Red Bull.
Format:Color Comic; 16 pages.
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| | Quack Dethryde | $5.00 | |
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Birch Jose Cooper's Quack #s 1 - 6 is collected in a single volume as Quack Dethryde.
"god+fear=time fux."
Featuring computerized jive and street slang from a cast of animals, shrunken heads and aliens, and starring anal sex crazed Micheal Mouse, Quack Dethryde is a depraved and perverse cartoon adventure.
Format:B & W Comic w/ color cover; 44 pages.
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| | Lumpy Discharge #1 | $3.00 | |
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'Lumpy Discharge' is an all new book of cartoons by Andrew Whitwell Larrison, director of Zombie Christ. When Pfc. Lumpy Discharge and Corporal Fukyu Honkey are ordered to hunt for Sadam, hilarity ensues. Lumpy Discharge 'is a Beattle Bailey for the Iraq war.'
Format: B & W Comic Digest; 40 pages.
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| | Baggs: The Movie | $10.00 | |
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directed by Jon Clark
directed by Jon Clark.
Baggs: The Movie!
"Karate Kid Meets House Party!"
An 80's style sports comedy about hacky-sack shot in the heart of Cajun Country.
"Citizen Cane is now the second best movie about hacky sack shot in South
Louisiana!"
-Lloyd Kaufman (President Troma Inc.)
Format: DVD+/-R.
music video: 'Baddest with the bag.'
director Jon Clark
Contact: appleseedrecords
@hotmail.com.
More info here.
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| | Rygar - The Legendary Warrior | $4.00 | |
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by Jon Clark
Its 2 AM and time for the monsters to awaken. Rygar must defeat Giant Worms and Mutant Villagers in order to receive the grappling weapon from the legendary God and ascend to the floating castle. This re-print of the legendary "lost" Rygar comic features an additional level: Rygar must defeat Eruga in order to get the Wind Pulley! by Jon Clark.
"Jon Clark's Rygar is the most painstaking act of compulsion I've ever seen"
-Seth Weber (Publisher Alarming Press)
Format: B & W Comic; 68 pages.
Preview pages.
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| | Zombie Christ - Director's Cut | $10.00 | |
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directed by Andrew Larrison.
"The most controversial movie of all time."
The Gospels are at risk. It’s a battle for the souls of all humanity, pitting the Disciples of Jesus against Satan’s most twisted perversion: the Zombie Christ. Written and Directed by Andrew Whitwell Larrison.
Review at badlit.com:
"One of those brilliant concepts you can’t believe nobody’s ever done anything with before."
Format: DVD-R.
See the trailer.
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| | Maniac Mansion - Pizza Time Theatre | $5.00 | |
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The first Nintendo punk band in the world! Champions of 8-bit keyboard sound, Maniac Mansion take you with them through a dizzying array of post-Nintendo noise.
Format: CD-R
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| | Slaphog - The Best Of/The Rest Of | $7.00 | |
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"Seventeen Tenths of a Decade of Rock Sloperas, from Juicy Mama to the space colonies of Ice Rock!" The band Slaphog has been around for 17+ years. This compilation includes everything released under the Slaphog or Satanburger name, plus a pile of never before released tracks.
Format: double CD-R.
 sample track. More info here. |
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| | Manchild - 7 Inch EP | $7.00 | |
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Seminal Nintendo-Punk band Manchild, later Maniac Mansion. Their first and only 7 inch release. Features single 'Camostrike' plus six others.
Format: vinyl
sample track.
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| | Cartoon Flophouse #1 | $5.00 | |
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Eighty pages of hilarious strips — packed with alcoholic chickens, obnoxious elves, talking ears, and screwball bellhops — that originally ran in HEAVY METAL and other magazines. Bonus back-up feature: Flash animation ace XETH FEINBERG (the creator behind BULBO, QUEER DUCK and ICEBOX’s “HARD DRINKIN’ LINCOLN) offers his original never-before-published 14-page PAPU strip. By Michael Aushenker.
Format: B & W Comic; 80 pages.
Greenblatt the Great!
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| | Roughage #2: Guardians Of The Keg | $3.00 | |
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Written by Andrew Whitwell Larrison, creator of 'Zombie Christ'.
After their near-death escape in issue #1(collected here as the flipside 'Drowning in Sewage')Don and Joe are all that stand between a horde of zombies and a keg of beer pinned with a mysterious note reading 'Guard This Keg'.
Format: B & W Comic; 48 pages.
read 'Drowning In Sewage.'
read 'Roughage.' |
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| | The Story of Josh | $3.00 | |
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by Jon Clark
The Definitive Jon Clark Collection! A Post-modern rush of childhood mysteries. A Cold War era Arcade soap-opera. If you have a thing for arcades, strip malls, skaters, punks, goons, and dojos this comic may be right for you. Includes 8 pages from the legendary 'lost' Rygar comic.
Format: B & W Comic; 60 pages.
preview pages.
The Story Of Josh animation.
watch Story of Josh pt. 1
watch Story of Josh pt. 2
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| | The Adventures of Dr. Zen Buddha | $4.00 | |
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Can Dr. Zee overcome the dreaded Mr. Peabody, guardian of the secret history of Plasmoria? A 60's underground comic for the 00's... The Gnostril philosophy of Dr. Zen Buddha. By Ed Masters and Blake Kincaid.
Format: B & W Comic; 40 pages.
Preview pages. |
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| | The Tapeworm: Remixed DVD | $10.00 | |
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The meta-surrealist adventures of Byron, self proclaimed hero of his own world, in a challenging tale of his own creation. This short film will push the boundaries of what you think movie making was or is. Includes The Tapeworm, The Tapeworm Remixed, plus Tapeworm trailer & outtakes.
Written and Directed by Jeremy Martin.
Format: DVD-R.
See the trailer.
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| | Macks Von Mandrill - The Inner Dialogues of Steven Seagal | $5.00 | |
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The death of a mandrill is furious and violent. Madcap Drums and Guitar conjure a swirling sea of sound. A complete recording of the dream that was. Features collected studio tracks, 'Inner Dialogues of Steven Seagal', & Max's funeral party.
Max Von Mandrill was Luke Hayhurst & Mark Clatterbuck.
Format: double CD-R. sample track.
see also SS Kibbles 'n Boats.
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| | SS Kibbles 'n Boats - Way Of Falconry! | $5.00 | |
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Alarming Press Presents an adventure in acoustic and dub.
SS Kibbles 'n Boats captain a 22 track odyssey into strange hymns and audio collage.
Format: CD-R
Hot Disease and Split Grips.
Iron Fists Bronzed In Ambition.
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| | Kurse Go Back - A Music Of The Spheres | $5.00 | |
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Kurse Go Back travel into the void between space & time on their new single 'a music of ze spheres.' How will young people be educated? Through astral projection of course. Features math/aftermath instrumentals and weird EFX vocals.
Format: CD-R
listen.
visit the Pure Enjoyment travel agency. |
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| | The Newer Testament of the Bible | $3.00 | |
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by Jon Clark
Prehistoric survival tips, interviews, and comics. Also features 'Tom in Time.' By Jon Clark.
Format: B & W Comic; 32 pages.
sucking in hair.
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| | Almirante Girl | $5.00 | |
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Almirante Girl dates an American and goes on a road trip with South American hippies, but will she survive an encounter with the FARC? Not for the Kiddies!!!
Includes Super Q vs. Lord Cobra mixtape: Sounds of Panama.
Format: Comic/CD-R
Almirante Girl part 2..
Super Q vs. Lord Cobra.
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| | Thirst - the Editor's cut | $10.00 | |
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Alarming Adventure and Strange Sounds await! An extraterrestrial reporter tells his jungle adventure to a super-evolved human head. Comics by Seth Weber. Music by Font Brothers & Mom Windmill.
Format: Comic/CD-R.
read 'Among Them.'
font bros.
listen to 'Mom Windmill.'
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| | Universal Engineering - 1st printing | $5.00 | |
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The 1st Alarming Press Release. Pete Seely has a bad day, Roman Soldiers mount an inquest, Papa Abbey starts an anti-fertility cult. Comics by Seth Weber. Out of the first printing of 100 copies, 5 signed copies remain.
Format: B & W Comic; 20 pages.
read 'Fascist Repetition 191'. |
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| | Zombie Christ - Movie Poster | $5.00 | |
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This silk-screened poster is signed by director Andrew Whitwell Larrison. Limited edition, only 100 copies. |
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| | Jefferson Mayday Mayday - Cutout Poster | $12.00 | |
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Hand-stenciled and spraypainted Kurse Go Back poster by the Mythdoorian Child.
Each poster is unique.
8 signed copies remain.
Kurse Go Back poster by Jefferson Mayday Mayday.
listen to Kurse Go Back.
visit the Pure Enjoyment travel agency. |
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| | Kurse Go Back - Trancemutation Poster | $5.00 | |
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Levitation's true history - another near-death experience brought to life! Travel with Kurse Go Back into the void between space & time.
"How will young people be educated?
Through astral projection of course."
Kurse Go Back poster by Alarming Press propagandist Seth Weber.
listen to Kurse Go Back.
visit the Pure Enjoyment travel agency. |