Join our newsletter list by entering your email address:   Alarming Press Featured Media Mario 14 3/21/10 by Jon Clark Gap Walker 8/11/09 by Jon Clark "Gap Walker" is excerpted from TV Death Maze a full color book of goth synesthesia poetry and collage. The Area 7/28/09 by Jon Clark "The Area" is excerpted from Class Of Skookvm High a new comics anthology co-published by Alarming Press and Teenage Dinosaur. Love Quest 6/30/09 by Birch Jose Cooper "Love Quest" is excerpted from Class Of Skookvm High a new comics anthology co-published by Alarming Press and Teenage Dinosaur. TRTLS 6/30/09 by Seth Weber and James Victor Yeary "TRTLS" is excerpted from Class Of Skookvm High a new comics anthology co-published by Alarming Press and Teenage Dinosaur. Dog Mess 6/30/09 by Jon Clark "Dog Mess" is excerpted from Devastated College Guy by Jon Clark. NixonComix 10/27/08 Seen around Portland: Sick Kid 10/23/08 from Jon Clark's Middle School Hot. Dino Hunters 9/19/08 from Jon Clark's Dino Hunters. Ghosts 'n Goblins 9/14/08 from Jon Clark's Middle School Hot. Jon Clark's Reel 9/06/08 Cell Phone Kidz 5/07/08 from Tony Miller's Cell Phone Kidz. Kurse Go Back 3/28/08 Video Art 3/11/08 Quack: Dethride 8/24/07 from Quack: Dethride: by birch jose cooper. Lumpy Discharge 4/26/07 Lumpy Discharge 3/15/07 NixonComix 3/05/07 Kurse Go Back 3/04/07 Lumpy Discharge 2/23/07 NixonComix 2/07/07 Story of Josh pt. 1 2/07/07 Story of Josh pt. 2 2/07/07 Lumpy Discharge 1/31/07 NixonComix 1/17/07 Lumpy Discharge 1/10/07 Bath Rhyme 1/04/07 Cyber Constable 12/27/06 Lumpy Discharge 12/20/06 NixonComix 12/11/06 Lumpy Discharge 11/29/06 Braindead Terri 11/22/06 Rudy 'n Me 11/15/06 Lumpy Discharge 11/08/06 Baggs: Music Video 9/18/06 Baggs: the movie 8/20/06 Maniac Mansion 8/20/06 Upholstrygueist 8/16/06 Lumpy Discharge 8/09/06 Lumpy Discharge 7/19/06 Circle One 7/27/06 NixonComix 7/12/06 Story of Josh 7/05/06 NixonComix 6/27/06 Lumpy Discharge 6/16/06 Mom Windmill 6/12/06 Zombie Christ 5/31/06 The Tapeworm 5/25/06 Boo Boo Lounge 5/18/06 Lumpy Discharge 5/10/06 NixonComix 5/03/06 Monster Party 4/26/06 Lumpy Discharge 4/19/06 NixonComix 4/12/06 Skeleton Costume 4/05/06 Lumpy Discharge 3/29/06 NixonComix 3/24/06 Brautigan's Brick 3/15/06 Kiki The Lizard 3/10/05 Lumpy Discharge 2/15/06 NixonComix 2/06/06 Lumpy Discharge 1/25/06 Fontaine 1/18/06 NixonComix 1/11/06 Lumpy Discharge 1/04/06 Holey Fuck! 12/21/05 Lumpy Discharge 12/07/05 Holey Fuck! 11/30/05 Lumpy Discharge 11/14/05 Holey Fuck! 11/07/05 NixonComix 10/31/05 Lumpy Discharge 10/24/05 Holey Fuck! 10/17/05 Roughage 10/10/05 NixonComix 10/03/05   Catalog Artists FAQ Shows News  Specials | Comics | Music | Posters | Film   Jon Clark | Teenage Dinosaur | Nixon Comix| All  SPECIAL - Cell Phone Kidz Cell Phone Kidz  $3.00  by Tony Miller Cell Phone Kidz tells the non sequitur adventures of a dino burger that has escaped from McRonald's. The cast of cartoon characters the dino burger encounters includes Video Dude, Cell Phone Kidz, & a unicorn. If you've never seen someone ingest a cell phone this is the comic for you. Reading Cell Phone Kidz is like being trapped in a box of Cap'n Crunch full of opium smoke. Format:B & W Comic w/ color cover; 24 pages.